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Kanon indsats af FC Wiggums | 23/4 2003 - 09:14 | I kampen mod Ketshop, startede FC Wiggums med bare 6 spillere, men kom på alligevel foran med 1-0. Kort efter blev der dog udlignet af Zahno, der på det hjørnespark lavede et flot mål i eget net. Dog skal det nævnes at målmand, mythor, heller ikke så så helt vildt godt ud i denne situation. FC Wiggums blev efter ca 15 min. fuldtallig og kampen endte 7-1 til FC Wiggums. Efter kampen steg selvtilliden flere grader, på en ellers godt varm forårsaften.
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Udendørs turneringen sparket igang. | 23/4 2003 - 09:06 | Tirsdag den 22/4-03 blev første spilledag for FC Wiggums i udendørs turneringen. Der skulle spilles to kampe, først mod Ketshop og dernæst mod D.B.F. Forventningerne var på forhånd meget små fra flere FC Wiggums spillere, men de blev hurtigt gjort til skamme.
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Strafhjulet opfundet | 9/4 2003 - 13:59 | "Straf straf straf", det blev der råbt en hel del gange torsdag aften, og det havde sine konsekvenser for den uheldige FC Wiggums mand, der skulle modtage straffen. F.eks. kan nævnes at Thufir var på altanen og lave helikopeter (min 3 gang), Mythor var på gulvet og lave armbøjninger og drak utallige øl 2 af gangen. En sjov lille leg, der kommer mere om på hjemmesiden.
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Topscorer for FC Wiggums er:
Anders Pedersen
med 123 måll
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$quote[0]="Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[1]="Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[2]="To Alcohol! The cause and solution to-all of life's problems! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[3]="You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[4]="You know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[5]="Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[6]="Ah jeez, can't you people take the law into your own hands? -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[7]="See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[8]="Me fail english? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum";
$quote[9]="Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[10]="Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[11]="All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[12]="Operator, give me the number for 911 - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[13]="Hello, Son. I wanna apologize. I got so caught up in trying to encourage you, that I was blinded to your stinky performance. If you come back and play for the team, I promise I'll never encourage you again. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[14]="They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[15]="I hope this has taught you kids a leason: kids never learn. - Chief Wiggum ";
$quote[16]="This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[17]="Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[18]="I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[19]="Homer no function beer well without. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[20]="Oh, they have the Internet on computers now. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[21]="Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[22]="Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[23]="Lisa, vampires are make-believe! Just like elves, and gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[24]="Barney's movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin. - Homer J. Simpson";
#too long:
#$quote[8]="Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Homer J. Simpson";
#Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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