Facts om FC Wiggums|
FC Wiggums blev den 16. august 2002 dannet på et kollegieværelse i hjallese. FC Wiggums deltager pt i FKS's fodbold turneringer og andre stævner i FKS regi.
Klubben har pt 7 medlemmer: blue, mythor, thufir, xar, zahno, herQles og Warbug
FC Wiggums har pt ikke fået tildelt en hjemmebane, men der arbejdes på sagen.
Klubens formand er Morten Hansen, som var eneste kandidat til posten ved den stiftende gereralforsamling. Kasserer er Søren Garbøl, der med en baggrund som bankmand er velkvalificeret til jobbet. Sekretær er Anders Pedersen, der med sikker hånd laver referater og statistik på resultaterne.
Blue har fået jobbet som web-ansvarlig, men hensyn til design og udvikling. Ansvarlig for indhold er mythor.
Rugårdsvej 52, 2. sal, lejl. 1
5000 Odense C
FC Wiggums har scoret 603 mål i alt!
$quote="Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="To Alcohol! The cause and solution to-all of life's problems! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="You know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote="Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote="Ah jeez, can't you people take the law into your own hands? -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote="See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote="Me fail english? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum";
$quote="Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="Operator, give me the number for 911 - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="Hello, Son. I wanna apologize. I got so caught up in trying to encourage you, that I was blinded to your stinky performance. If you come back and play for the team, I promise I'll never encourage you again. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote="I hope this has taught you kids a leason: kids never learn. - Chief Wiggum ";
$quote="This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote="Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! - Chief Wiggum";
$quote="I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="Homer no function beer well without. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="Oh, they have the Internet on computers now. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="Lisa, vampires are make-believe! Just like elves, and gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote="Barney's movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin. - Homer J. Simpson";
#$quote="Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Homer J. Simpson";
#Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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