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Velkommen til fcwiggums.dk
De første 10 paragrafer er alm. klub regler, gældende for alle klubber under FKS. Nedenfor er FC Wiggums interne regelsæt:
§11 Kvajebajer
a. Selvmål koster en omgang øl til hele holdet.
b1.Indendørssæssonen: 3 udvisninger koster en omgang øl til hele holdet.
b2.Udendørssæssonen: straf for gule og røde kort besluttes ved sæssonens start.
c. Efter hver kampdag vælges dagens bummert, der takseres med en omgang øl til hele holdet.
§12 Præmiebajer
a. Periodens topscorer præmieres med en øl fra hver spiller på holdet.
b. Efter hver kampdag vælges dagens redning, der præmieres med en øl fra hver spiller på holdet.
c. Efter hver kampdag vælges dagens scoring, der præmieres med en øl fra hver spiller på holdet.
§13 Sherifstjernen
Vinderen af periodens ølregnskab skal bære Wiggums sherifstjerne ved alle klubrelaterede begivenheder.
§14 Klubmøde
Ca. en gang hver anden måned afholdes et klubmøde med følgende mimimumsdagsorden:
a. Formanden fremlægger periodeberetning.
b. Afregning af ølregnskab.
§15 Tredje halvleg
a. Efter hver kampdag indtages et minimum af 1 genstand pr. spiller.
b. Misligholdelse af §15 a. takseres med en omgang øl til hele holdet.
§16 Præmier og pokaler
a. Formanden modtager alle præmier og pokaler. Hvis formanden er forhindret trækkes der lod.
b. Formanden er, med mindre andet bliver vedtaget ved alm. flertal, første holder af pokalen.
c. Pokalen skal, i holderens hjem, stå synligt fremme.
d. Pokalen skifter hjem når der afholdes en fest hvor alle FC Wiggums spillere er inviteret. Pokalen skal overdrages til værten af festen, ved den tidligere holders ankomst.
e. Misligeholdelse af §16 stk. c og stk. d, koster en omgang øl til hele holdet.
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Topscorer for FC Wiggums er:
Anders Pedersen
med 123 måll
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$quote[0]="Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[1]="Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[2]="To Alcohol! The cause and solution to-all of life's problems! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[3]="You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[4]="You know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[5]="Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[6]="Ah jeez, can't you people take the law into your own hands? -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[7]="See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[8]="Me fail english? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum";
$quote[9]="Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[10]="Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[11]="All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[12]="Operator, give me the number for 911 - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[13]="Hello, Son. I wanna apologize. I got so caught up in trying to encourage you, that I was blinded to your stinky performance. If you come back and play for the team, I promise I'll never encourage you again. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[14]="They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[15]="I hope this has taught you kids a leason: kids never learn. - Chief Wiggum ";
$quote[16]="This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[17]="Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[18]="I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[19]="Homer no function beer well without. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[20]="Oh, they have the Internet on computers now. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[21]="Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[22]="Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[23]="Lisa, vampires are make-believe! Just like elves, and gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[24]="Barney's movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin. - Homer J. Simpson";
#too long:
#$quote[8]="Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Homer J. Simpson";
#Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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