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Velkommen til fcwiggums.dk
Sejre tros humør svigt. | 27/5 2003 - 13:01 | Det blev en herrefight da NCC tog imod FC Wiggums. FC Wiggums satte sig hårdt igennem i alle taklinger og det betød, at flere NCC-spillere måtte se kampen fra sidelinien, pga. skader. FC Wiggums kommer i kampens start foran, men så svigter koncentrationen. NCC får reduceret til 3-4 før FC Wiggums igen svinger pisken over et halv tungt forsvar. Kampen ender 7-3 til FC Wigumms, der godt kan være tilfredse med aftenens indsats.
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Lige ved og næsten..... | 27/5 2003 - 12:51 | Det var en flot mandag aften, da FC Wiggums hjemme tog imod SPOK. Det var ikke mindre end 5 dage siden de to hold sidst stod overfor hinanden. Lad det være sagt på forhånd, det blev en flot fodbold kamp, med fight og intensitet fra begge hold. FC Wiggums lagde ud i en meget deffensiv stil med kun en mand på toppen. Dette betød at næsten al spil foregik på FC Wiggums banehalvdel, men med giftige udspark satte FC Wiggums sig igennem på flere kontraangreb. Kampen skiftede frem og tilbage, men SPOK trak sig sejrrige ud af opgøret med 4-3.
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Zahno skal straffes | 22/5 2003 - 10:36 | Onsdag aften skulle FC Wiggums spille kamp på FKS anlæg og scenen var sat til det store topopgør mellem FC Wiggums og SPOK. Derfor er det skuffene når en ellers stabil FC Wiggums mand udebliver uden at melde afbud. Flere FC Wiggums spillere var oprevne og dybt skuffet. "Det er sgu for dårligt" og "Straf straf straf, det her koster sgu" var nogle af kommentarerne fra FC Wiggums lejeren. FCWiggums.dk kunne ikke få en kommentar fra aftens hovedperson, da han jo ikke var tilstede.
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Husk næste FC Wiggums arrangement: 1/1 1970
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$quote[0]="Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[1]="Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[2]="To Alcohol! The cause and solution to-all of life's problems! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[3]="You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[4]="You know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[5]="Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[6]="Ah jeez, can't you people take the law into your own hands? -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[7]="See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[8]="Me fail english? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum";
$quote[9]="Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[10]="Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[11]="All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[12]="Operator, give me the number for 911 - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[13]="Hello, Son. I wanna apologize. I got so caught up in trying to encourage you, that I was blinded to your stinky performance. If you come back and play for the team, I promise I'll never encourage you again. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[14]="They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[15]="I hope this has taught you kids a leason: kids never learn. - Chief Wiggum ";
$quote[16]="This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[17]="Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[18]="I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[19]="Homer no function beer well without. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[20]="Oh, they have the Internet on computers now. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[21]="Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[22]="Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[23]="Lisa, vampires are make-believe! Just like elves, and gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[24]="Barney's movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin. - Homer J. Simpson";
#too long:
#$quote[8]="Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Homer J. Simpson";
#Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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