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Velkommen til fcwiggums.dk
Kørsel aftalt | 29/6 2003 - 12:36 | Efter flere forsøg er der nu endelig aftalt et kørselstidspunkt. Kl 10 tirsdag den 2/7-03 kører festivalbilen mod Ringe. Thufir som med sikker hånd skal køre bilen henter folk fra kl. 9.15 og fragter dem sikkert til kmk, hvorefter bilen vender fronten mod Ringe og 5 dage med druk.
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Humøret falder i takt med regnen. | 29/6 2003 - 12:32 | Efterhånden som festivalen nærmer sig, og de triste udsigter for regn melder sig, falder humøret også i fcwiggums gruppen. Der er elementer i gruppen, der har udtrykt en bekymring omkring vejret. Dette er naturligvis forståligt, men som en klog mand sagde: "Vejret kan man ikke ændre på" Nemlig, sådan er det bare.
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Festivalen nærmer sig! | 24/6 2003 - 11:20 | Når man kigger ud af vinduet, (ikke det på computeren)kunne man godt ønske sig at vejret var noget bedre, især når man tænker på at der kun er ganske få dage til midtfyns festivalen 2003 bliver skudt igang. De seneste nyheder, som fcwiggums.dk modtager direkte fra dmi, siger at vejret bliver godt først på ugen, for derefter at blive lidt ustadigt. Man kan jo håbe det holder.
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Husk næste FC Wiggums arrangement: 1/1 1970
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$quote[0]="Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[1]="Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[2]="To Alcohol! The cause and solution to-all of life's problems! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[3]="You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[4]="You know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[5]="Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[6]="Ah jeez, can't you people take the law into your own hands? -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[7]="See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[8]="Me fail english? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum";
$quote[9]="Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[10]="Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[11]="All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[12]="Operator, give me the number for 911 - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[13]="Hello, Son. I wanna apologize. I got so caught up in trying to encourage you, that I was blinded to your stinky performance. If you come back and play for the team, I promise I'll never encourage you again. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[14]="They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[15]="I hope this has taught you kids a leason: kids never learn. - Chief Wiggum ";
$quote[16]="This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[17]="Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[18]="I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[19]="Homer no function beer well without. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[20]="Oh, they have the Internet on computers now. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[21]="Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[22]="Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[23]="Lisa, vampires are make-believe! Just like elves, and gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[24]="Barney's movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin. - Homer J. Simpson";
#too long:
#$quote[8]="Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Homer J. Simpson";
#Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
$number_of_quotes = 24;
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