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Velkommen til fcwiggums.dk
Betjent taget med våben på sig! | 17/7 2003 - 12:14 | Under en bytur, en torsdag aften, er en ung betjent taget i våben-brug. Pågældende betjent har skudt op til flere ofre med en seksløber, for derefter at gå videre til næste bar og ha' skudt videre. Fcwiggums.dk er bekymret for betjenten og anbefaler ham, at melde sig selv så han kan modtage sin straf. Strafhjulet venter :)
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Sæsonstart nærmer sig! | 17/7 2003 - 12:09 | Så er det igen snart blevet tid for Wiggums unge betjente til at vise mod og mandshjerte, når efterårssæsonen starter den 5/8-03. Flere af betjentene øver sig i det dejlige sommervejr, mens en enkelt spiller dovner den i jylland. Rygterne vil vide at han måske tænker på at forlade kluben. Fcwiggums.dk venter spændt på en kommentar fra den omtalte spiller, men pt har fcwiggums.dk intet hørt fra den føromtalte spiller.
- mythor |
Billeder fra Midtfyns | 11/7 2003 - 16:08 | Så har mesterfotografen mythor fået fremkaldt billederne fra mudderfestivallen. Desværre er det kun film 2 fra turen der er fremkaldt digitalt - film 1 kommer senere.
Jeg har ikke fået lavet et fancy billedsystem, så I må nøjes med det her link
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FC Wiggums har scoret 603 mål i alt!
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$quote[0]="Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[1]="Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[2]="To Alcohol! The cause and solution to-all of life's problems! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[3]="You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[4]="You know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[5]="Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[6]="Ah jeez, can't you people take the law into your own hands? -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[7]="See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[8]="Me fail english? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum";
$quote[9]="Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[10]="Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[11]="All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[12]="Operator, give me the number for 911 - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[13]="Hello, Son. I wanna apologize. I got so caught up in trying to encourage you, that I was blinded to your stinky performance. If you come back and play for the team, I promise I'll never encourage you again. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[14]="They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[15]="I hope this has taught you kids a leason: kids never learn. - Chief Wiggum ";
$quote[16]="This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[17]="Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[18]="I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[19]="Homer no function beer well without. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[20]="Oh, they have the Internet on computers now. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[21]="Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[22]="Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[23]="Lisa, vampires are make-believe! Just like elves, and gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[24]="Barney's movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin. - Homer J. Simpson";
#too long:
#$quote[8]="Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Homer J. Simpson";
#Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
$number_of_quotes = 24;
$randnum=mt_rand(0,$number_of_quotes);
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