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Velkommen til fcwiggums.dk
Spændende aften i Dyrup! | 19/8 2003 - 17:20 | Et svækket FC Wiggums mandskab mødte mandag aften op på banerne i Dyrup, hvor to kampe skulle afvikles. Første kamp stod med Cane-Line. Dette var en overkomlig opgave selv uden angrebs-esset Ronni og "fremtidens mand" Zahno på midtbanen. Kampen endte uden den store dramatik 2-0 til FC Wiggums.
Anden kamp mandag aften stod med FC Life. I første møde var det en tæt kamp, og pga. af Ronni's og Zahnos afbud, så det ikke godt ud for FC Wiggums. FC Wiggums kæmpede flot, men forgæves. FC Life var på dagen et bedre mandskab. Dog skal det nævnes at der blev begået flere svinestreger mod FC Wiggums betjente, men dommerens fløjte forblev tavs. Da dommeren fløjtede for sidste gang stod der 4-1 til FC Life.
En trist måde at afslutte på for FC Wiggums angriber SexPots, der forlader klubben for at flytte til Århus. Tak for denne gang til Kim. Held og Lykke, skal lyde fra fcwiggums.dk
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Pokalen skifter igen ejermand! | 8/8 2003 - 13:59 | Det var ikke lang tid at pokalen fik lov til at stå i odense centrum. Nu skifter pokalen igen ejermand og skal så finde sin plad hos thufir i hjallese. Når pokalen er blevet overdraget til thufir ved aftenes arrangement er det kun det 4. sted den opholder sig. Der er stadig nogen enkelte medlemer af FC Wiggums der ikke har haft pokalen. Den er meget skuffet. Vi snakkede med den tidligere ejer mythor kort før middag. "Hvad er din kommentar til at pokalen endnu ikke har været i alle hjem" mythor: "Jeg er dybt skuffet over nogen af medlemerne. Det er som om pokalen ikke betyder noget for dem. Jeg synes det er på tide, at de der endnu ikke har haft den, hurtigst mulig gør det fornødene for at skaffe pokalen til huse" Sådan lød det fra en rystet og grædefærdig mythor
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D.B.F sat til dørs! | 6/8 2003 - 10:29 | Som underholdning er FC Wiggums kampe næsten altid i særklasse. Der gives og tages af det godt wiggums' hjerte og gejsten er altid kombineret med en god portion kølighed i de afgørende situationer.
FC Wiggums indledte kampen med en vild offensiv og ivrigt pres-spil og D.B.F. snappede efter luft. Kampen endte 13-2 til FC Wiggums, der spillede flot over kanterne og med flotte centringer frem til de vel spillende angribere der forstod at ligge bolden bag en skidt spillede D.B.F. målmand!Kampen var faktisk så let at en FC Wiggums spiller udtalte "Det var sgu hårdere at cykle herud"
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FC Wiggums spillere er blevet vist ud 38 gange i alt!
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$quote[0]="Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[1]="Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[2]="To Alcohol! The cause and solution to-all of life's problems! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[3]="You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[4]="You know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[5]="Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[6]="Ah jeez, can't you people take the law into your own hands? -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[7]="See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[8]="Me fail english? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum";
$quote[9]="Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[10]="Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[11]="All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[12]="Operator, give me the number for 911 - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[13]="Hello, Son. I wanna apologize. I got so caught up in trying to encourage you, that I was blinded to your stinky performance. If you come back and play for the team, I promise I'll never encourage you again. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[14]="They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[15]="I hope this has taught you kids a leason: kids never learn. - Chief Wiggum ";
$quote[16]="This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[17]="Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[18]="I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[19]="Homer no function beer well without. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[20]="Oh, they have the Internet on computers now. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[21]="Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[22]="Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[23]="Lisa, vampires are make-believe! Just like elves, and gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[24]="Barney's movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin. - Homer J. Simpson";
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#$quote[8]="Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Homer J. Simpson";
#Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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