|
|
|
Velkommen til fcwiggums.dk
FC Wiggums tæt på pokalen! | 30/1 2004 - 12:28 | Stille triller bilen afsted, mens sneen falder tungt på bilens forruden. Stemningen i bilen er præget af spænding. De skal gøre det godt i aften, for fortsat at ha' en chance i turneringen. Efter hurtig omklædning står de 4 spillere (Blue, HerQles, Zahno og Mythor) klar til kamp. De to sidste spillere havde meldt afbud til denne vigtige kampdag, pga af eksamen.
Første kamp denne onsdag aften stod mod Dairy Fruit. Efter hurtige 9 min. stod der 7-1 til FC Wiggums. De 4 spillere nåede knap nok at blive kolde før næste kamp skulle spilles - Aasum Smedene stod for tur. 4-2 og FC Wiggums kunne knap nok få armene ned. :)
Micro Matic, som var FC Wiggums næste modstander, mødte til kampdagen kun op med 3 spillere, da deres 4. mand var kørt galt i snevejret. Normalt ville FC Wiggums skulle yde sit bedste for at slå MM, men denne aften blev MM pælet med hele 8-1.
Efter at ha' holdt en pause på over 30 min. var det Alumeco der skulle føle smerten. Kampen var velspillet, men FC Wiggums satte 3 point til. :(
Efter at ha' sundet sig over nederlaget spillede FC Wiggums modige betjente mod Mercell. Normalt ikke det store problem, men denne aften blev det kun til en kneben sejrer på 4-3.
Sneen falder stadig udenfor, mens FC Wiggums gør sig klar til aftens sidste kamp - Frank A venter. Frank A, der jo ellers er kendt som det hippe sted, var knap så hip, denne onsdag aften. Måske de skulle holde sig til bordfodbold, for indedørs bold er ikke det de mestre bedst. FC Wiggums spillede flot og forsvaret lagde grunden til en velfortjent sejrer på hele 4-2. Da Alumeco spillede uafgjort mod Frank A, satte FC Wiggums kun 1 point til i forhold til Alumeco, der må anses for den værste konkurrent. Spændende bliver det, da Alumeco og FC Wiggums mødes i aftens første kamp den 3 mars, der samtidig også er sidste spille dag.
Efter at ha' drukket den obligatoriske øl vendte FC Wiggums trætte betjente tilbage til deres bopæle, trætte men glade. Om de 2 sidste spillere også er tilfreds med resultatet ved fcwiggums.dk ikke, men mon ikke - ellers.....
- mythor |
Ændringer i rækkefølgen på fairplay-prisen. | 2/1 2004 - 08:30 | Fairplay-prisen
Zahno
Thufir
HerQles
Xar
Blue
Mythor
Det er stadig Zahno der er en "ikke-fest-holder". Samtidig er det kommet fcwiggums.dk for øre at Zahno nærmest skjuler prisen. Dette skal koste! :)
- mythor |
Fairplay-prisen! | 3/12 2003 - 11:34 | Fairplay-prisen
Zahno
Blue
Mythor
Thufir
HerQles
Xar
Ovenstående er rækkefølgende hvormed Fairplay-prisen overdrages! NB: Står dit navn øverst på listen er det bare med at komme igen med at få hold en fcwiggums fest! Kom i gear Zahno!!
- mythor |
|
|
|
Gennemsnits højden for FC Wiggums spillere er: 190 cm.
|
$quote[0]="Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[1]="Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[2]="To Alcohol! The cause and solution to-all of life's problems! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[3]="You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[4]="You know, fingerprints are just like snowflakes. They're both very pretty. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[5]="Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[6]="Ah jeez, can't you people take the law into your own hands? -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[7]="See ya in court, Simpson. Oh, and bring that evidence with ya; otherwise, I got no case and you'll go scot-free. -- Chief Wiggum";
$quote[8]="Me fail english? That's unpossible! - Ralph Wiggum";
$quote[9]="Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[10]="Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[11]="All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[12]="Operator, give me the number for 911 - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[13]="Hello, Son. I wanna apologize. I got so caught up in trying to encourage you, that I was blinded to your stinky performance. If you come back and play for the team, I promise I'll never encourage you again. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[14]="They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[15]="I hope this has taught you kids a leason: kids never learn. - Chief Wiggum ";
$quote[16]="This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless. - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[17]="Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! - Chief Wiggum";
$quote[18]="I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[19]="Homer no function beer well without. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[20]="Oh, they have the Internet on computers now. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[21]="Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[22]="Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[23]="Lisa, vampires are make-believe! Just like elves, and gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer J. Simpson";
$quote[24]="Barney's movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin. - Homer J. Simpson";
#too long:
#$quote[8]="Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! - Homer J. Simpson";
#Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
$number_of_quotes = 24;
$randnum=mt_rand(0,$number_of_quotes);
?>
Quote:
|
|
|